Who or what is my pious Facebook app trying to clean?

sodoyouwantaliftorwhat:

“So it’s true, I’d heard about the rumours but I couldn’t believe it, I’m so sorry about your mug mark.
I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch.”

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millieryan:

Dancing Robot!   

Finally got a tumblr :)

sodoyouwantaliftorwhat:

“Don’t be alarmed Mark, it’s just Tai Chi. Take a seat, I’ll power through.”

future documentary about how my life went.

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